Words live at Edinburgh Fringe - Free Give Away!

Nah I'm fucking with you.
It's totally not free.
But it IS just a fiver.
And you're already here.
I mean...
Jeez... just spend the fiver already.
It's, like, 70 minutes long.
You can't make a fiver last 70 minutes down the pub.
Or at lunch.
Infact, quit taking 70 minute lunches.
That's just taking the piss.
I've been meaning to have a word with you about that for a while now.

In conclusion:
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